Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Leonardo: "You take the ugly one!"
Raphael: "No, you take the ugly one!"
Donatello: "I'll take the ugly one!"
Michelangelo: "Which one's the ugly one?!?!"
EVERYTIME, I see that I crack up. Damn, now I want a pizza bagel.